What has happened to this city?
Where there are ashes somewhere..
..there's also smoke all around.
Why does no one say anything?
Why are people inhaling this smoke?
That's enough now.
Smoking is harmful for your health.
Smoking in public areas is strictly prohibited.
Those who break the law will be punished.
Don't smoke nor let anyone smoke.
Smoking will cost you dearly.
Who doesn't want to be happy?
But what is the cost of that happiness?
Smoking can prove to be very harmful.
Smoking in injurious to health.
Smoking is injurious to people close to you too.
Smoking will cost you dearly.
'Sanskrit Chant'
"Love story is in trouble. Love story is in trouble."
Hey!
Excuse me. We want to go to Hirubhai's house.
Go ahead. Why are you telling me?
I mean I want to go to Mr. Hiruba's house.
Mr. Hiruba? Do you have his address?
What was it? -Something Sagar.
Besides Sagar Society.. Something called Vrindavan.
That's the stingy Hiruba's house.
Doesn't matter! Tell us if you know Hiruba's house!
Hiruba's house.
That one? -No.
That's stingy Hiruba's house.
That's Vrindavan. We got it. Come on.
Brother, my sherbet.
Bopal, your girl is with him. -Who cares!
Hirubhai is God sent.
Hasmukh, I never thought our Landlord..
..would empty his house for us.
He is a nice man.
Hasmukh, that's our stuff.
Hey, who asked you take the stuff out?
Who asked you to put the stuff out?
Do you know whose stuff is that?
As my boss. Don't tell me.
How dare he touch my stuff?
Hasmukh, don't you dare speak in between.
My name is Babita. I will teach him a lesson.
How dare you put my stuff out?
How dare you touch it?
How could you throw my stuff out?
We pay you rent. We don't stay here for free.
You had to given us a 30 day notice. Did you forget about it?
You fool! You idiot! You rascal!
You lier!
You nasty human!
When you signed the agreement..
..Di you not watch read the rules?
Rule number 13, A,B,C,D.
Do you remember it or should I remind you?
I didn't real the whole agreement.
That' the problem with tenants like you.
You don't read the rules properly. You sign anywhere.
When the landlord throws you out..
..You keep harping about rules.
But that you could do with others. Not me.
Give it to me. Read this.
Sister, read it aloud. Doesn't get it.
What?
Read. -Section 13A, until the tenant is single..
..the agreement deed is valid.
Well, rules are rules. Read ahead.
Section 13D.
Before the tenant gets married..
..he needs to inform the landlord.
This is faulty. I had informed you.
Yes. -I had sent you my wedding invite.
Your entire family came to eat.
He skips a meal and the money that is saved.
He used that to come to your wedding.
What did you think of Hiruba?
Did he come to dance for free at your wedding?
He didn't even do the basic steps.
Don't lie.
I asked Chunya to arrange for the gift money. -Chunya, what say?
Yes, I did it myself.
This uncle, came to my reception, on the stage..
..and put the vermillion and a coin on my forehead.
He spoilt my makeup. Do you call that gift money?
Vermilion and gift money!
Chunya, I had given you 11 rupees as gift money.
Where did it go?
I thought you gave it to me for my personal use.
That's fine. I will deduct it from your salary.
You can't insult my husband anymore. That's my right now.
I don't want to stay in your house.
Give me my deposit and I will be on my way.
Read the agreement again.
Section 13C.
If the tenant breaks the rule,.
The deposit will be confiscated.
It took it. -How can you do that?
If you want to fight, go to the court and file a case.
I will do it. I will file a case.
Not in a Small Causes court.
I will go to the Delhi Supreme Court.
And my case will be fought by Advocate Topiwala with a gun.
Hirubhai, have some shame.
You make rules so that the tenant leaves.
People will be there for you, not this house.
So I don't need this house at all once I die.
But until I am alive..
..the rent from tenants like you..
..gives me a lot of happiness.
I love it. You won't get it. Go away.
I curse you. You will die before your time. -Is it?
Come on, I will go right away.
Chunni, let's go.
Madhav, I am scared.
Come on.
Babita, what would we do now?
You break your head. I am going to my house.
Hirubhai, you will burn in hell.
I got married just a day ago, and it ended today.
Babita.
I am telling you for the last time. Stop harping about..
..your principles, your rules and regulation.
Chunya, don't act like my father.
Did you forget who I am?
You gave me a month's salary some 6-7 months ago.
If we look at it, you are my boss.
And you are.. -Your servant.
Say it out loud. I didn't hear it.
I am your servant!
Why are you using a high tone?
It's because of stress. That causes the high pitch.
What are you stressed about?
I removed the tenant Hasmukh from my house.
Why are you stressed then? What makes you raise your voice?
I am stressed about it.
His rent has ended. -Not ended.
You will keep getting it every month.
You will also get some extra bucks.
Chunnilal, don't worry about that.
Why? Are you a charity fund?
That you will send my boss the rent every month?
Chunnilal, your new tenants are here.
From now on, you will get your rent on time.
Simple.
How do you know that we have accepted you as tenants?
Through Aadhar Card (Identification..
..Card) Everyone has it these days.
Yes.
I mean what gives you that confidence?
You have removed the previous tenants. What's your choice?
Hey!
Remember one thing.
Speak the truth.
Are you married?
Sir, don't accuse us.
How can we marry each other?
We are not friends with benefits.
Not like that.
I mean are you married to a woman?
I am single but Madhav..
Madhav...no.
What if..
I get married post this day?
That's fine. What about your income?
Do you earn or you just lie around?
Or are you planning to stay here and then look for jobs?
One of the prestigious newspaper.
I write for it.
What do you mean? What is it called?
Times of Gujarati.
Chuniya, get the paper.
Let's see which features he writes for.
I don't write like that.
Did I say that?
That's not what I do.
Then?
Oh! You write obituaries!
Yes. He write obituaries!
But he thinks of himself as a journalist.
What do you think of this department?
It's not a joke! You know!
If you write Dombivali instead of Borivali.
If you mention the age as 25 instead of 52.
If you mess the caste.
If yo mess the religion.
If you mess up with the cities.
Then the entire process is a waste. Do you have any idea?
Laughing at obituaries!
It's a job with immense responsibility.
Do you get it? -Brother.
A glass of water.
Stand up.
He doesn't read. How will he know?
Oh dear!
He is so kind. He got the whole box of sweets.
This aren't sweets. These are rules.
I have made a book of it. It has 32 pages.
You read all the pages.
Madhav. The God up there gave us..
..this universe without any rules.
So many rules for such a small house?
That's where God went wrong. He didn't make any rules..
..and gave away his universe..
..and that's the reason the world..
..is going through destruction.
Look at the calamities.
Drought and flood, famines.
Summers in winters and Winters in summers.
We have destroyed the world.
My house should be destroyed..
..and that's the reason I have made these rules.
Remember one rule.
No matter what, the tenant shouldn't be married.
Hey. -A personal matter.
Why do you hate married people?
Why are you so anti-woman?
I will explain it to you.
You sign the tenant. The tenant gets a wife.
The wife controls the house. What would the landlord do?
Oh no, where are you going?
I am getting the agreement. Read it properly and then sign it.
Arrange for the rent and the deposit. Chunni, come along.
Here you go.
Read the rules.
The tenant has to be a bachelor.
Very good. All the best. I am leaving.
Hey. What do you mean?
We are yet to sign and give the deposit.
We are yet to give the rent and you are leaving.
I will stay in a hostel or even on the footpath.
I would even sleep on a railway track..
..where there is no train of course.
But look at this old man! I can't stay here.
Even my passport is confiscated.
He would file a case for everything.
I can't fight a court case. Brother!
Hey!
Have we done anything wrong?
Why would he file a case? -You are saying this?
I am not speaking up without thinking.
This is Madhav. I am speaking after managing everything.
Okay, you manage staying here.
I will manage food for you while you are in prison.
Hey!
Why did you return? -Look.
What? -Look at that.
Oh God.
These are the agreement papers.
Read it properly. Then sign on it.
Or else my father will..
..file a case in the Supreme court, right?
Dad?
No one can make out she is his daughter.
What?
What? What? Forget about that.
He is an NRI.
He lost his passport so he is in a loss of words too.
He doesn't know what he is talking about.
You will know later on.
What are you talking about?
He is trying to say that you are..
I am his only daughter, Anjali.
Anjali. Wow. -Wow.
I am the only son of my father.
Gopal Madhav Patel.
And I am Madhav Gopal Mehta.
Excuse me. I am no interested.
Sign on these agreement papers.
And get me the rent and the deposit immediately.
Do a online transfer. -Yes.
On Vibrate mode!
Yes producer, tell me.
I have found a great place for rent.
Producer, no.
The new heroine that we need for our film..
..the one we are looking for..
..we don't need to go to a 5-star hotel.
We have to go to a live location.
Sir, I am already at the real location.
Is it true?
Our film will be a blockbuster. Bye.
She will do.
Me? Yes.
Light, camera, action.
Top angle, long bit and a closeup.
Hello. I am Anjali.
Cut it. -Hey.
Who is the director?
You are the director. I know it.
She has the passion.
Look, perfect.
Figure. Feature. Talent. Performance.
Sir, the Ram Leela that happens here..
..all the characters have changed in it.
Except Sita, which was played by me.
Sir, give me a chance.
I know that I won't give a reason to complain.
Even I believe you.
Oh, so you also believe her?
I will have to think about it.
What's the title of your film?
Oh, yes.
Run Jetha Run.
Sir, the hero will have the central character, right?
If we get a nice female lead..
..it will be a female oriented film.
The title of the film will then change.
Bhaag Gaya Bhaag!
Will such titles work in Hindi films?
The title 'Milkha' worked.
Then why won't this work?
It will work for 10 years.
Yes sir. You are absolutely right.
Why are you standing here? Don't you have to go to the ATM?
Don't we have to give her the money?
Sir, it's okay. -Let it be.
Sir..
Sir, I will manage everything for you.
If your dad files a case against us, will you handle that too?
Sir, just sign on the agreement.
Then you sign me for your film.
Sir, then I will manage everything for you.
How nice.
Do you have a pen? -Yes, sir.
Will do.
Are you staying alone? -No.
Thank you, sir. Will see you later.
Bye sir. Bye.
Have a nice day. Very nice day.
Hey. -What is it?
Hail Don Bahubali!
Give Boss the account of your theft.
Boss, I stole clothes that were outside people's houses.
Boss, I stole vessels that were outside people's houses.
Boss, I stole grains.
Boss, I stole people's luggage from..
..bus stops and railways stations.
Look, he is here.
That's great.
Don Bahubali is happy with your work.
I promise you..
..if you work like that..
..then I will turn you into a big Underworld Gangster.
You will then have idli with me in Italy.
You will have lunch with me in London.
And in the evening, in Bangkok.
Boss, what about the night?
Boss only knows the names so three countries.
When he learn the name of a fourth country, he will tell you.
Come on, leave now.
We will all meet at the Jalaram temple.
All hail.. -Don Bahubali.
Have some shame.
How long will you scare people by using a toy gun?
You are wasting time!
Until when will..
..you show them dreams of making it being in the Underworld?
Until when will you play around with the bright..
..future of these kids by telling them to steal?
Destiny offers everyone a choice.
Come on. -Where?
To find an opportunity.
Hello sir. -Hello.
Please come upstairs. I will show you your room.
Come on. Let's go upstairs.
Sir, please come in.
Hello sir.
Hello! Hello! -Hello!
Careful!
I will show you your room. Please come in.
Please come here. Please.
Lovely.
What about agreement, payment and deposit?
Sir, you are taking me in your film.
So I have managed everything.
Your agreement papers are already in dad's locker.
Sir, I have a request.
My father doesn't like the fact that I want to act in films.
So until I make him understand, he shouldn't know that..
..you are the heroine in our film.
Lead heroine.
Bhaag Daya Bhaag.
Okay sir. I am ready to run. -Stop.
But I have to train you.
Not here. We will go out an do it discreetly.
No one should know.
Yes.
Bhaag Daya Bhaag.
So you made your grand entry in the house, didn't you?
Yes Chunnilal.
You said that you will give me some extra bucks.
Give it to me quickly. So that I can leave.
We are yet to do the housewarming party.
Not here. It's not in the rules.
You can drink. But we can't, is it?
How did you know?
We read it.
There's a special place.
Where Hirubhai doesn't visit.
So sometimes, I have a drink or two.
So tonight, when Hiruba isn't around..
..we will host a cocktail party.
Hiruba shouldn't get to know.
Party! -Yes.
Jai Shri Krishna ( All Hail Lord Krishna ).
Why are you out in the heat?
We would have visit you at your place.
Hey, we have paid you money since the last two years.
I leave my official work and come here.
Now we won't listen to what you say.
Answer all our queries.
We want the house of our dreams.
We lose our sleep when we dream of a house.
We have been running around a lot.
How much more do you want us to struggle?
That's enough. This is the third footwear that I am using.
At least think about our age.
We have given you money after a lot of struggle.
Even we started the work with a lot of struggle..
..but it isn't working out.
When will you give us the possession of the house?
It's the limit now. -To an unfortunate man..
..in return of the land, we offered your money.
We got hold of politicians and ministers..
..and got an approval to finish the work.
He doesn't give the money back, neither the money.
Who will finish the work?
What do we do?
What you are saying is right. -But he isn't returning the money.
We gave you the money. It's your lookout now.
You have cheated us. We will file a case against you.
The advance money that we gave him..
..and the papers, if he gives it back..
..we will complete the work.
No one will believe your lies.
If we don't get our house, we will burn you alive.
What?
We will take you to media.
Don't do that. Within sometime..
..when we receive some money..
..we will complete the work and give you the possession.
This is the last warning. -Okay, bye.
Come on.
Go safely.
We were saved.
How long will we be safe?
I told you so many time that we shouldn't take that land.
You wanted to become a builder.
You gave all the money from this site to that unlucky man.
Who will finish this job?
Do you have any other way?
If our money is kept somewhere..
..then we must beg to that person.
He should be such a man, the even if he offers poison..
..the person should say, "delicious juice, sir!"
He will be confused if it is poison or sherbet.
Until we get our money back, we shouldn't leave him.
Do you get it? Do you want to go?
Let's go. -Let me get ready.
What's there to get ready? -Let me get ready.
Jai Shri Krishna!
You are here! This is my house, not a temple.
I will fall.
Every morning you are here.
I have told you that this isn't a good habit.
Did you get the money or you have come empty handed.
We are here to talk to you peacefully.
We didn't come to fight!
I don't even want to talk to you peacefully.
That's not done. You must speak to us for two minutes.
No one has money.
The real estate sector is going through a down time.
We are not able to crack a deal.
Did you not know about it before?
Back then real estate was booming.
Were you waiting for the inflation?
You've papers of all the land you sold in India. Our papers are here.
Today, we don't know how many papers we have signed.
Give us the advance money that we gave you.
So the project that is incomplete, can be started.
We are in real trouble.
We are between the devil and deep sea.
We had to come here! We can't go home.
Do you take me for a fool?
What?
You offer a little advance in exchange of my whole property?
If you don't have good intentions..
..nothing good will happen to you.
I have kept them to throw guys like you out. Get out.
Okay, let's go.
Sir, have some candy.
I have told you no so many times.
I will beat you up! Selling candies it seems!
Have some candy apparently! Sir, 10 rupees only.
Sir, are you sure you don't want any?
Give me something cold. -Quickly.
Here you go.
Give it.
I am tired of Hiruba.
I am so angry, I feel like putting a bullet in him.
No matter what you do, nothing will happen to him.
Do you have any idea!
Let's do a thing. Let's give a contract against his name.
Are you crazy? If they become friends..
..we will be in trouble.
Let's do one thing. -Yes.
Let's get in touch with a local goon.
Anyone who wants to make it big in the underworld.
If they help us, we will be sorted.
We will have to find someone like that.
Then we will meet Hiruba.
Nothing will happen sitting here. Let's go.
Hey, what about the money? -Write it down in my account.
We will get it later.
Oh God! We will get money later!
If you don't fins anyone, I will be the don.
Hey, who removed our car tires?
How will I know? I was with you.
Who stole it? -Stole?
Tyre. Tyre. Tyre.
Punctures Tyre! Broken Tyre!
Tyre of all kinds.
Hey brother! Do you have a Tyre that fits our car?
There's only one left.
You only have one? How much will it cost?
The new Tyre will cost 6000 rupees.
The old one I will give for 3000 rupees.
Are you willing to give it for 1400?
Let's close the deal for 1500.
Give it to him. -Shall I?
Give it to me.
I don't pick money thrown at me.
I gave it to you in your hand. -Yes.
Dons of the world say dialogues like this.
We need to maintain it.
Are you a garage mechanic or a don? I don't get it.
I am a don.
Aren't you ashamed of yourself?
You are stealing a Tyre despite of being a don.
I don't steal. I am trying to make you understand.
Peter! -Yes boss. -Tyre.
Boss, should I fix it?
Peter, fix his Tyre in his own car.
He is useful to us. What do you say?
He is useful. -Let's use him.
Boss. Boss.
Boss.
I was trying to be a don for the past 13 years.
But no one gave me the chance.
But I believed.
That a great legend like you will definitely give me a chance.
I want to become a big gangster. Give me a chance.
Just give a chance and see how I perform.
Do you want to be a gangster? -Yes.
Then, give me the money.
You need more? -No. -No.
This is my card.
So come to my office.
We will come to your office tomorrow.
And tomorrow itself, you begin your new job.
Chunnialal, the party begins now. -Yes.
A cocktail party in such cheap snacks?
Chunni, the surprise is yet to be revealed.
Look at this.
Wow, this will last me a month.
Not a month, it will last all our lives.
Hey, what's this?
This isn't even enough for a sip.
How will the three of us drink?
This Si for you.
Here you go.
Drink this. You will remember us.
I knew it when I saw you..
..that you are a big con!
I am drinking your alcohol and hence I am saying.
It won't be in the market.
It's special.
Chunya, tell me something. -Yes. Tell me.
Who is against marriage? Who is against wife?
Listen. This is an age old story.
This is an age old story.
Rules every single time.
A few of it is fine.
You have rules for everything.
You have a rule about getting up in the morning.
You have rules about drinking tea, throwing away garbage.
You have rules for washing the vessels.
You even have rules for praying.
Rules! My foot!
I am tired of your rules. I am going to my father's place.
Take care of Anjali.
Then you will realise the importance..
..of balancing home and rules.
Won't you stop me?
It isn't mentioned in the rule book.
That's how Hiruba..
..was separated from his wife.
A life without wife.
He is sloshed.
Hello. -Hello. -Where are you?
Why aren't you picking my calls since the past two days?
I am at home. -Where?
Write down the address. -Say it.
Vrindavan Niwas, Sagar Road.
Behind the temple. -Okay.
In front of Lord Shiva's temple.
Besides Goddess Amba's temple.
Station road. Yes.
I will be right there.
Come quickly. I am waiting for you.
Yes, I will be right there.
Chunnilal.
You called your lover and gave her this address?
You are calling her over?
Hiruba is in the bank and so you are having fun here.
Madhav, he roams around in a pyajama.
And he has a smart phone like we do. -Yes.
His phone is just like the one I have.
Did I tell you that it was my phone? It is your phone.
Hey, that's my phone.
It was ringing. I picked it up.
You fool! Why did you pick my phone?
He picked my phone. He picked her call.
You fool. Have you been to school? -No.
Hirabu keep stupids people around.
Will you ever answer someone's phone?
Get out if you want to save yourself. Go now.
Oh god!
I have such bad luck.
I was stupid to keep my phone here.
She called and Chunya answered.
Now she is coming here.
I am dead. What do I do?
I have an idea. -What?
Our bags are packed. We can run away. -Okay.
How can we run away? We have signed the agreement.
You have also signed the papers.
Madhav, you are dead. -So are you.
Idea. -Tell me.
I will stop him in a way that..
Yes, please do that.
In a way that she can't come in.
Come on, do it.
Or I will be in a soup.
I am so dead.
Oh my God, my phone is ringing.
I just hope Madhavi doesn't come here.
Oh God, do something.
I hope she doesn't come from here.
That..
I hope you are shocked to see me.
Just wait for a while.
You will have some interesting revelations.
You fool! Stupid! Idiot!
Then why did you ask me to elope with..
..you and get married in court?
I am suffering in a ladies hostel and..
..you are chilling here in a big flat.
Madhavi, listen to one thing.
I didn't ask you to elope, you did.
And because your father fixed your alliance with someone else..
..we had to do a civil wedding.
We haven't even had our first night together..
..and you are threatening me.
Madhav, you are staying in such a nice house.
Didn't you feel like calling me here once?
Hello.
When best friends are together, why would you call you wife?
By the way, where is our room? -Oh yes.
Hey, keep it down. He is all set to..
Let me explain. The thing is..
I came to see this house.
I loved this house.
And then I realised even Madhavi would like it.
And in that happiness, I signed the agreement.
I even paid the deposit.
And I paid an advance rent for a year.
And then I came to know, that they have a rule here.
They only allow bachelors to stay here.
If a married person stays here..
..the owner files a case in the Supreme Court.
The owner is a cunning man.
Advocate Topiwala will get a gun.
Then it will prison and thrashing and beatings.
Basically all forms of torture.
How can that be? -It is like that.
If he gets to know that you are my wife.
He will put you behind the bars first.
I don't want to stay here.
Yes, you go. Take her luggage. -I am not a coolie.
Please pick it up. Please go.
You stay in a hostel. I will explain everything.
Madhav. -Hello.
'Trouble.'
There's no one at home. No one at all.
Where's the voice coming from?
That's my voice.
You take care of that. You come here.
Come on, in. -Madhav.
I am here.
Hello. -Hello.
Madhav, how do I look in this red dress?
You look hot. -What?
Nothing at all. Just like that.
Madhav, did you like me in this dress?
Yes.
Yes. No. Yes. No.
What happened to him?
That's a director's call.
Is that so? Okay.
I can smell a ladies perfume.
Even I can smell it.
That..Gopal has applied.
Me? -Gopal.. -Yes.
I love Ladies perfume.
I could hear something. As if something fell. Let me check.
No. Gopal.
Cat.
Cat? I love cats. Let me go and check.
No. She seems angry. I just saw.
She might bite you.
No. Cats don't bite.
I will check it out.
No, she is pregnant.
She just laid eggs.
Does cat lay eggs?
Yes, she is a Chinese cat.
Chinese? I want to take a look.
She laid human eggs.
Then I must definitely see it.
Madhav, there is..
What are you saying?
Oh. So this is your Chinese cat?
She has come with an entire suitcase.
Madhav, this isn't right.
You have wronged me.
You signed her as a heroine and dropped me.
That's not the case. You are the lead. She is a side actor.
Is that true? -Yes, I swear on Gopal.
Gopal, is that true? -Yes.
Madhav, I am so sorry.
I was mistaken.
Madhav, please forgive me.
I was angry with you for no reason. Please forgive me.
Madhav, I love you. I love you.
Madhav, I love you. I love you so much.
Hey, how dare you touch him?
Hey, I am the lead. You are the side actor.
Stay in your limits.
What's with your attitude? How dare you comment on me?
Stay in your limits as you speak with me.
I will throw you out of my house.
Come over, I will show you. How dare you comment on me?
I will show you. -Who are you?
"Love story is in trouble."
Love story is in trouble."
-How dare you? -You!
I will show you! -You. " Love story is in trouble."
Hey, what's happening?
Who is this girl? Why is she here?
Why are you fighting with my daughter?
Answer me. I am asking you.
Who Si this girl? I need answers!
Say it.
Madhav.
Gopal.
Oh, so you won't speak.
You don't want to say anything, is it?
I know to get my answers.
I will get the cops to question you.
Chuniya, call the Police Commissioner.
Ask him to sen a jeep of policemen with guns.
We will identify her and send her to prison.
Please let it go. Don't call the police.
I will tell you everything. Actually.
I am Madhav's.
Actually, I am Madhav's.. Madhav's..
How are you related? That's what I want to know.
If he gets to know that you are my wife then..
..he will throw you in prison.
I am Madhav's sister.
You are Madhav's sister?
Why have you come here with a such a big bag?
Actually, I am an orphan.
Madhav and I grew up together in the orphanage.
Both of you?
You grew up in an orphanage? -Yes.
Oh God!
I have an orphan in my house.
You don't worry.
I will give you my support.
An orphan in my house.
You don't worry.
You don't worry at all.
From now on, you will stay here.
Thank you so much.
My sister and I will share a room.
No, you are my tenant.
You will stay that until the very end.
She is my guest. SO she will stay with my daughter.
Chuniya, pick the baby and the bag..
..and keep it in Anjali's room.
Should I pick her or the bag first?
Whatever you can pick.
Hey!
Welcome, sir! I am Robert! -I am Peter.
Peter? You seem local!
You have kept English names..
..our Boss suggested it. He said it has more impact.
But I speak only in Gujarati. What would I do?
Say your real name. -Sir, Kalia.
Sir, Talia. Factory fort!
There's an old, stupid, cunning man.
He has confiscated property papers as well as the money.
Like you stole the Tyre..
..you should steal my property papers too.
Stealing property papers from someone's locker..
..and stealing a Tyre are two different things.
That's the reason we have entrusted you with this job.
Rupees! Euro! Dihram! Dollar!
What will you offer? -You finish your task first.
Then we can decide.
No. Once the job is done, people lose their mind.
I follow a rule.
Total payment. Cash in advance.
I can't pay more than 2 to 4 Lakhs.
Since it's my first job, I will do it for 2 to 4 lakhs.
Give it to me.
And the rest of the money will be given..
..to you once your job is done. -So 5 lakhs as advance.
And 2 lakhs post the job is done.
7 Lakh rupees.
You are asking for 7 lakhs? -I don't want you to do it. Go away.
Hey, wait.
Hey, wait. He says anything.
What is this? You said you will help me become a gangster!
And now you are leaving.
That's not done. Please explain Ito him.
They don't use their brain. You forget all this.
Give me two to five thousand rupees as advance.
Sir, Don Kalia, Jugnu are old.
If you give me some money.
I will go to the market, get some DVDs.
I will find tricks to steal the documents from the locker.
Okay.
Okay, get this done within two three days. Okay?
Sure. -Okay.
So you have done it!
You found no other thing so you said you are my sister.
Did I have a choice?
That's old man was supposed to send me to prison.
You were watching it like a mute spectator.
I did what I felt like at that time.
This is what you thought of saying? That you are my sister?
Did you think what I would think?
Now stay as my sister.
Even if I feel like being the husband, stay my sister.
Madhav, this old man is roaming around me all day long.
He is keeping a watch on me.
He will do that.
You said that you are Madhav's sister.
You will cross-check.
And to do that, he has kept you at his home.
To find out if we are really siblings.
And if he figures out that we aren't siblings.
That would be breaking the rule..
..and so he can send us to prison.
Madhav, we will have to find a solution.
Let's find a solution to what she has done.
I have an idea.
No matter how big the monkey gets..
..it doesn't forget to cartwheel.
Is he a monkey?
I thought he is a human.
Hey! Not a monkey! He is a big donkey!
Madhav, every man has a hidden desire.
Hirubai lives a simple life.
We will have to find his guilty pleasure.
What guilty pleasure?
Guilty pleasure is for people who spend.
To save two rupees everyday he goes to get the fritters.
He eats the fritters and reads the newspaper for free.
To save on electricity, when the neighbors watch television..
..he keeps his ear to the wall.
What guilty pleasure would he have?
Shall I explain it to you?
He is here.
Madhav I don't get all this. I can't advice you on it.
Yes. Hiruba. -Hiruba.
I think you must take advise from Hiruba.
Hiruba. -Yes, Hiruba.
Why will such a big man give advise to me?
He will. He definitely will.
Because he is a kind hearted man.
He will give you the right advice.
He gets up every morning to feed his family.
A man gone astray has to yearn for food.
One who is jealous of other's happiness, can't live in peace.
He feels his desire were unfulfilled.
No, that's not true. He has the wrong belief.
A man's desire never dies.
It goes to his grave with him.
Sometimes a man's desires remain unfulfilled as..
..he tries to complete his responsibilities.
But one evening..
..when someone you like, comes back into your life..
..then his life becomes new again.
That man has no qualms.
A happy-go-lucky person never gets old.
When a man gets a female companion..
..and a female gets a male companion.
Yes. Isn't it true?
What do you think? -It's great.
You had some work with me?
No, no.
Chunnilal told me that you were looking for me.
Tell me if you need anything. We could..
..discuss anything.
I have added it to the rules.
Don't hesitate. Tell me.
I feel if my advise helps anyone.
I am willing to offer it for free.
Tell me, there's no problem.
I..
Do you want my advise or you want to give me some.
I want your advise. -Please tell me.
Hiruba, in this maze of life..
..we spend out entire lives.
Anyone who tries to escape this maze..
..will his life change?
That person can be NRD.
Non Resident Dude.
I have seen so many people in my life, who live..
..a miserable life.
Once they find a good companion..
..whom they can trust..
..then they can transform his life.
They experience a new energy in life.
You have no idea what..
..a man goes through after a certain point in life.
My point is where would you find a suitable companion?
Where do you find such a companion?
Is he asking for or giving advice?
Let him speak his mind.
Simple. She must be buying vegetables or having junk food.
No, I have tried it. It looks cheap. So, no.
So maybe Cinema hall, Shopping Mall, Parties etc.
What you seek is seeking you.
Wow. What you seek..
..is seeking you.
But women are generally very shy.
So they can't propose directly.
So that's fine, right? They can propose indirectly.
No! A woman has affection.
Even if she like a man, she will refuse.
Because she is hesitant.
True. How would we know whether she likes us or not.
Simple. If she is caressing her hair.
If she turns, smiles and offers you coffee.
That's a positive sign. More like an invitation.
And women like clean shaven..
..well-dressed, model type men.
Yes. That means no more Pyjamas.
No. -What?
No more pyjamas.
"I have turned 50. I want to something special."
"If I find a friend, life would be beautiful."
"I have turned 50. I want to something special."
"I will take you to the mall and make you drink coffee."
"Why did you call for coffee?"
"I will take you to the mall and make you drink coffee."
"I will take you to the movies."
"How is it, my friend?"
"I want to have fun. I want to experience a new life."
"I have turned 50. I want to something special."
"I will chat on Whatsapp and send.."
"..friend's request on Facebook."
"I will chat on Whatsapp and send.."
"..friend's request on Facebook."
"I will make her listen to songs on the FM..
..I will make her dance to the DJ."
"I will take her to the resort. I will play garba with her."
"Come on."
"I have turned 50."
"If you have friend, life is fun."
Anjali, I am not in the mood at all.
I tried to make you understand and yet you are upset.
Come on, instead of waiting outside, let's go in.
All of us are with you.
Madhavi, thank you so much.
She has supported me a lot today.
Madhav, your sister is really nice.
I don't know why but I am really worried about dad today.
Anjali, don't worry. Gopal has gone to look for him.
He will be here and everything will be fine. Don't worry.
Gopal, why have you come alone? Where is Hiruba?
Madhav, I went to the bus station and the fire station.
I went to the police station & the gas station.
Went to the hill station as well.
But Hirubhai is nowhere to be found.
Oh God.
Who instigated him?
Who asked him to exercise?
What if he gets breathless.
I thought he must have got a cardiac arrest.
I went to all the government hospitals.
I couldn't find him anywhere.
Dad used to not go anywhere except for the bank.
Before the bank closes, he would be at home.
He is very late today. It's already night.
I don't know. He is behaving very abnormally these days.
I am really stressed about him.
I am very much worried about him.
He has never been late.
God knows what happened!
That's great.
Oh wow.
Who Di you go out with?
What is the name of that girl? -Hey!
My dear devotees, listen.
This isn't an age old story.
It's the latest news.
Hello. -Fitness.
Simple. She would be caressing her hair.
Then she would turn, give you a smile.
Should I get you coffee?
Coffee? -Yes.
For me? -Yes.
Will you get it? -Yes. -Right now?
And then she offers you coffee.
That's a sign. She is inviting you.
Yes. -Yes.
Get it. -Okay.
I am so happy.
You are happy to have me as your brother-in-law.
He is so happy.
"I am going to tell everyone. It's a match made in heaven."
Oh no.
Oh no. That's very bad.
Hey, stop it. What are you doing?
Sorry, I was mistaken.
If fastened your grip a little, I would have died.
No. No.
Hey. What are you doing?
It's not Hiruba. It's you. You fool.
Why did you give such an advice to him?
I am so dead.
He will go and tell everyone that..
..she is my sister and not my wife.
What did Madhavi think?
What is wrong? Oh God.
Madhav, he misused my idea. I gave it to him.
I swear on Anjali.
Who are you swearing on and with what right?
The day Madhavi told me that you are siblings.
I knew it that you have goofed up somewhere.
I had full doubts. You don't look like siblings at all.
I was quiet because I was supposed to work in your film.
Anjali, I am sorry.
Madhavi is not my sister, neither do I have a film for you.
Sorry Anjali. We weren't close friends.
And that's the reason I hid something from you.
But today we are good friends..
..So I would like to tell you something.
You fool. You idiot.
You stupid. You didn't want me to stay with you.
Then why did you ask me to elope with..
..you and get married in court?
I am suffering in a ladies hostel and..
..you are chilling here in a big flat.
Madhavi, listen to one thing.
I didn't ask you to elope, you did.
And because your father fixed your alliance with someone else..
..we had to do a civil wedding.
We haven't even had our first night together..
..and you are threatening me.
Sorry. It was our mistake.
We are in big trouble.
Anjali, I have the God up above and..
..you are next him here on earth.
Only you can save us.
Please get us out of this. Please help us.
I can't promise you. But I can try.
You don't know dad well.
Once he decides on something, he will finish it for sure.
Remember one thing.
He shouldn't know that we are a team.
"I am going to tell everyone. It's a match made in heaven."
"Full of color.
This happy go lucky girl. Her mischievous eyes are like a dagger."
"I am crazy for her."
"Beat the drums."
"You are my lover."
"She is my sister."
"You made me some good coffee. Now give me a kiss."
"Your youth has made me crazy."
"You don't know how much I love you."
" I can't live without you."
"You don't know how much I love you."
Hiruba. Hiruba. Hiruba.
Madhav! Madhav! Madhav!
Stop it.
It's you. I thought it's Hiruba.
Do I look like him? -Yes.
Look at this house properly.
He has hidden your papers and your rmoney in this house.
We don't know where his locker is. You have to find it.
Check everywhere.
Because in the future, you will have to deal with him.
You have to get all this from him.
Oh dear.
Jai Shri Krishna! ( Hail Lord Krishna).
Don't sit without seeking permission.
I saw you running from the couch to there.
Is he your partner?
You are Mr. Hirubhai.
Yes, that's me.
So you are the one?
Yes, that's me.
Okay.
Who are you?
I am a simple guy.
I take loan from the bank and invest it..
..in their 'House of dreams' project.
They are not granting me possession neither..
..are they giving me my money.
Sir, I took loan from the bank to buy this house.
To pay up the interest, I sold my old house.
I have to get my daughter married. My mom remains unwell.
They are saying that my documents and my money is with you.
Sir, give me my money. You can do whatever you want with them.
Yes, I have their money. -Yes.
You took loan from the bank? -Yes.
You took loan from the bank to buy a house? -Yes.
You have to get your sister married? -Yes.
Your mom is unwell. -Yes.
You must be in debt. -I sold my old house.
You have pay interest. -Yes.
You gave them money for their project. -Yes.
Did you ask me before investing? -No.
Then get out.
Let's go.
Sir, let's come to a compromise.
Get out of here. They have left.
I would thrash them.
You be careful. Don't ever take a loan.
A loan is like a noose. -No.
It will come to bite us back.
What do we do next?
Let's go in and talk instead of talking here?
Brother, he got coat to con them.
What do we do?
Arrange for 20-25000 rupees.
Why? When and How? I can't get that much if I sell him?
I will have to send in two detectives..
..outside Hirubhai's house.
This will help me know when Hirubhai..
..is coming in and going out.
Who is he meeting? What he does? What he eats etc.
We need two detectives?
I will explain it to you. -Please do.
Hey. -Yes dad.
What is it? -Yes dad.
Are you alone? -No, Madhavi is with me.
Madhavi. -Yes.
It's 10:30AM. Aren't you getting late to go to college?
Dad, it's my vacation time.
I know that.
But these days people go to these trips. You must go to.
In such heat? I don't want to go. I am okay here.
Go downstairs and get me a glass of cold water.
Shall I get you some water?
No. Anjali will get me the water.
The water that she gets is amazing.
Go to the ATM and get me 100 rupees.
I don't have cash today with me.
Dad, do one thing. As you get free, you get it yourself.
Anjali, I am seeing this that you don't listen to me.,.
Dad. -We won't be like friends anymore.
I am telling you this as a father.
Follow my orders like a daughter does.
Okay, I am going and I won't return until late night.
We are friends again.
No dad. We aren't friends anymore.
Should I get you water?
No, that was a plot to get Anjali to leave.
I wanted to talk to you.
What do you mean? I don't get it.
I'll explain. You were combing your hair, do you remember?
You had turned like this. Do you remember?
You had given me a great smile. -Yes.
You had offered me coffee.
Do I need to explain?
Why are you standing here?
Why are you here?
I came to look for you? What has happened to you?
You do a lot of roaming around these days.
What is it?
A party is here.
They are not giving in.
A new tenant!
The room is occupied. Where will I let them stay?
Sir, you are crazy.
This party is really good.
Get them to sit. I will be there.
Every year, the Rakhi (thread for brother) that she ties..
..those Rakhis are here..
..so you can select them now.
Select the rakhi that you want to tie to Hiruba.
I won't get a rakhi tied. I am allergic to it.
I only get a rakhi tied by my real sister.
But I don't have one.
Go inside your room. Go now!
I'll come and explain.
No means no.
I have told you not to get your friends around here.
Finish all your meetings outside. Where is the party?
This is the party. -Greetings.
They look like beggars.
We don't look like one. We are one.
We are certified authorized beggars.
We are here as your clients. As tenants.
My luck isn't bad enough for me to strike a deal with beggars.
We are willing to pay anything as rent and deposit.
That too as cash and in advance.
Don't think that beggars are broke. -Oh.
When a person goes inside the temple..
..mosque or a church, and when gives us alms.
..we scare God's wrath.
We beg outside so we are beggars..
..but the one who sits inside and does it is respected.
They put a rupee or two in our plate as an offering to God.
These people doing charity, strike a deal with God.
We gave alms to the beggar outside, so now you give us alms.
And with this compromise, people give us money.
You look more like a philosopher.
If a person outside a religious center doesn't turn into one..
..he won't do much in life.
We earn more than people who struggle and do the hard work.
Give me alms in the name of God.
Give me something.
Give it to me.
God bless you. -Here you go.
This isn't your alms.
This is for the live performance.
He is stuck!
Why did you choose my house to beg?
We have Gods all around.
If I knew it earlier, I would have sat there.
I would keep you in my house.
But two people like you, in better clothes already stay here.
They are not like you but I can't keep you in my house.
As it is, we don't want to live inside.
The outside space is free.
Even if sleep around in the afternoon..
..someone will shell out some money.
DO I have such a big free space? How did I not know?
Let's strike a deal.
You will have to pay 5000 rupees as deposit.
Both of you must pay 1500 rupees as rent.
A 10% commission from your earnings everyday.
Everyday cash!
You are charging me a rent already.
What is this commission about?
I am charging the rent for your stay here.
I am charging a 10% commission for my prime spot.
He has already asked for 2%.
12% isn't cost friendly in this business. -Yes.
That's true.
12% isn't cost friendly in this business.
Do one thing. Let's fix it for 10%.
Hirubhai, good morning.
I need a suggestion.
I have stopped giving things for free.
Oh no.
Now we will ruin their plan.
Oh, the field is clear, Captain Hiru.
Hiruba. -Hey.
Let's have some coffee.
I have told him so many times that I don't drink coffee.
Coffee it seems! Go! -Hey!
Hey.
We have to go to the bank. It's the bank holiday today.
Let's go to the ATM. -There's a power cut so it's shut.
Let's go to the temple. -It's Sunday. God's off day too.
Let's go and get some vegetables. -Chunnilal has gone to get it.
So let's do one thing. Let's go to a beauty parlor.
Beauty Parlor? What would you do there?
Can I take Madhavi along?
No. Madhavi should get out of my sight.
Shall I get you out of her sight? -Why?
Dad, I am taking her to the beauty parlor. Come on.
Dad, come on quickly.
Dad, come on quickly. Come on.
'Parlor means like a parlor.'
I don't think there is a way to get rid of hiruba.
He follows me around and questions me all day.
Who is your husband?
Me or him? You don't ever answer that old man.
Remember one thing. You are my wife, not his.
Since we have started acting like siblings..
..we tens to actually feel like one.
Hiruba, my lover. He keeps following me all day long.
I am tired of this old man. He troubles me to no end.
He has rented the room!
I feel my son is a detective. All he does is keeps an eye.
Who is coming in? Who is going out? What will happen next?
I think these brothers will bankrupt Hiruba.
He was going out to find a girl at the start.
I was getting a chance to impress Anajali.
To impress Madhavi, he sits at home all day long.
If there is a break in between, I will have a break-up.
For breaking up, you need to be in a relationship first.
What are you talking about?
Madhavi, I don't know much about impressing girls.
Will you help me?
The problem with you boys is that you can't impress a girl.
You take help of a girl to impress a girl.
To impress her, you should propose to her directly.
Your chances of impressing the girl becomes bright.
For a bright chance, I must have a chance at least.
You want a chance, right? You have a golden opportunity.
It's Anjali's birthday day after tomorrow.
And she loves those flowers.
You gift her.
And then you have your chance during the birthday treat.
Madhavi, I am sure than Anjali will..
..give me the chance on her birthday.
Because I am Radhe Ma'a devotee.
Radhe Ma! Help me! Radhe Ma!
Excuse me, Will I get a bouquet made out of these flowers?
If you pay up, you will get everything.
Hey man! Do you remember me? -No.
We met at Hiruba's house. You offered me juice.
That one? -No.
That's the stingy Hiruba's house.
That's Vrindavan. Come on.
Brother, my sherbet!
You offered me sherbet near Hirubhai's house.
I remember now. You took the sherbet away from my hand.
Sorry, man! I thought you offered it to me.
I don't offer anything to anyone.
How much for these bouquet of flowers? -300 rupees.
Come on, we are friends. Give me some discount.
I will give it to you for 250.
You mean 250, right? Here you go.
Take this for 100 rupees.
Come on, man! We are friends. Please give it to me.
Who will give the rest 200?
I will give you 200 rupees later? Trust me, I will pay later.
Why are you buying if you don't have money? Keep this.
It will help with your food.
I girl that I like, loves these flowers.
When I gift this bouquet to someone..
..that person will be happy and so will I.
Please give me a bouquet.
I know lovers are crazy.
But I am seeing someone so madly..
..in love for the first time. Go.
Raju, make him a nice bouquet.
Anjali, cut the cake.
Let Gopal arrive.
We will finish the cake cutting by then. Please cut it.
Let him come, please. -Hey!
Happy birthday, baby.
Thank you.
Wow Gopal! That's a beautiful bouquet.
Anajali special flowers!
Anjali doesn't like special flowers.
But Anjali, these are your favorite flowers.
I like flowers, not the bouquet.
What do you mean?
When Gopal went to get me flowers, I was right there.
He didn't have the money. He tricked the flower seller.
He got me a bouquet to impress me.
Gopal, I like you.
Gopal, it is sad that the girl you dreamt of..
..is proposing you and you seem upset.
Anjali, when I came over to India from the United Kingdom.
I lost my bag, I lost my passport, I lost my money.
If I hadn't met Madhav, I would have lost myself.
Madhav gives me pocket money.
How can I say a 'Yes'?
You fool, I like you.
Not a bouquet of flowers.
Love is everything in life.
Hey, money isn't a big deal.
Gopal, I love you. -I love you too.
"It was love at first sight and then it went on."
"I am your ringtone, you are my caller tune."
"We are a perfect couple. We are a perfect couple."
"It was love at first sight and then it went on."
"It's time we get married."
"The boy has lost it."
"It's time we get married."
"You wooed me and gave me happiness of a lifetime."
"You are my world."
"We are a perfect couple. We are a perfect couple."
"It was love at first sight and then it went on."
"I am your ringtone, you are my caller tune."
"We are a perfect couple." "We are a perfect couple."
Where is you Don? We have been waiting since long.
Forgive me. Forgive me.
Forgive me. I am at fault.
I didn't know that such a big Don is your friend.
Had I known you before, I would have never messed with you.
I am at fault.
Forgive me. I will give you your papers and your money.
I want to strike a deal. Nothing else.
See, get us our papers and the advance money.
Then we will decide if we should forgive you or not.
Then we will decide. -Yes.
Hey Don, do you have a stick? -Yes.
He has troubled me a lot.
Hang him on a tree and hit him. -Yes.
You idiot. -Hey.
Have you struck a deal with them? They are fools.
If you were smart enough..
..you would have taken the papers and the money.
I am the smartest. The deal stands canceled.
No. No. -We were fooling around.
Hiruba, forgive us. Forgive both of us.
Hey! -Hey! -Shut up!
Remember until the day you die. Don't you ever call me Hiruba.
Don't you dare mention that rascal's name in front of me.
I will shoot you otherwise.
What's your name? -My name is Lakhubai.
My name is Lakhuba.
Ravi and Babul from Satte pe Satta.
Ram Aur Shyam. Kishan Kanhaiya.
Paresh Rawal from Andaz Apna Apna.
Do you know why these films were blockbusters? -No.
There was 'Identical twin' story to all of them.
Lakhuba and Hiruba are identical twins.
I saw him in Pune. And I had my eyes set on him since then.
I knew that he would be of use to me one day.
How will this fake Hiruba work like the original one?
It's a waste.
If you take foolish contracts like this your..
..Bahubali Academy will shut one day.
You run an academy?
I am Principal since the last six years.
He has some pending scores with Hiruba..
..and so he agreed to help you out.
I am trying to ask you how will..
..you get my papers and my money?
We have promised ourselves that we won't shoot each other.
I will get him out of his house.
I will go to his house as Hiruba and have fun.
Lakhuba, Hiruba is your brother. Why do you hate him so much?
I will tell you at the right time.
'Trouble.'
What has happened to Hiruba.
He calls me whenever he feels like.
Push harder! Push Harder! -Chunnilal!
Where are you heading off to so early..
..in the morning with papers?
These are not just mere papers. This is an horoscope.
Wow, at this age? Who are you showing it to?
The problem is asking a person sleeping..
..if he is actually sleeping.
Why would someone take the horoscope? -To the doctor.
Don't take the horoscope to the doctor.
Send Hiruba. He has lost it.
Chunni uncle..
..what is it that you are talking about dad like that?
Dear, he is doing weird stuff at this age.
He is using face masks and stuff.
Son, he now consulting an occultist.
Which occultist?
I don't know that.
He has asked me to get the horoscope near the bank.
He will go to the occultist alone.
Why? -Why?
Hirubhai is in love with a girl.
The issue is grave and so he has consulted an occultist.
The occultist will hypnotize.
The girl will do as Hiruba says.
This occultist!
Madhav, control yourself. He is a lier.
There's nothing like an occultist or magic.
It's all about living life.
If the occultist does some powerful magic.
So Madhavi, my wife will turn into my sister.
So Madhavi is not your sister, she is your wife?
That's the reason Hiruba is after Madhavi.
I got it. I got it.
Hiruba kept your papers in a locker..
..that no one can break open.
He was saying that if they cross my path..
..they will land in prison.
He is trying to blackmail me using some papers?
Gopal and I will disguise ourselves and kidnap Hiruba.
Hey, I won't come along.
Gopal and I will scare and thrash him.
We will get hold of our documents.
I am with you. Even I have my pending scores with him.
Why?
Even I came to this house like a tenant.
Even I fell in love with a girl. Even I got married.
Hiruba has kept my papers in the same locker..
..where he has kept your papers.
Chunni, are you married? Where is Mrs. Chunnilal?
Yes!
And if things happen, I will go to the prison like him.
'Leave your worries, Chunnilal.' That isn't just a play.
You want your papers from Hiruba, right?
You want to grab hold of him, right?
You want to get Mrs. Chunni home?
Come along with us.
Anjali, let's kidnap Hiruba.
You guys are about to kidnap my dad? That too taking me along?
Anjali, don't worry.
They won't be able to do anything. Go and get the kidnapping done.
Let's go shopping.
Sir. -No.
Hiruba, listen to me. I am not here to ask something from you.
Hiruba, I am not here to ask something from you.
I have a proposal. Give me some time.
Okay. I will give you sometime, but later on.
Chunya, you said Hirubhai asked us to come near the bank.
Do you see a bank here? -Didn't I tell you that Hiruba lost it?
He is doing something on his own.
If I find him here, I won't have to go to the bank.
Very good. Very good.
What is it? We were discussing something important.
Where were we? Where did we go?
He is tickling me.
Oh God. That's a gun.
Come on, remove your wallet. -I don't have a wallet.
Do you have money in your pocket? -I don't have money.
You don't have a wallet.
You don't have money. What do you have then?
Keep him.
Go away! Go away!
"Let people listen to Big FM."
"Have fun. Listen to Big Fm."
The watch is working, is it?
I will give you five minutes. Say what you want to.
Hiruba, instead of talking here, let's go to my bank.
A place where we can discuss peacefully.
Yes, bank is the best place.
AC free, cold water is free, Half tea would be free.
Come on, even I am free for sometime.
Hello Hirubai!
Did I laugh?
Did I permit you to laugh? Then why are you showing off your teeth?
Nobody does anything until I ask them to do it.
Dad, you don't ever behave like that. You never get angry.
Why are you insulting them?
Shut up.
Until my mission is complete, no one should disturb me.
Come on in. Come over!
Hey! -Sit here. Sit! Have you got the cards?
Get the cards out. Have you played Rummy?
What will.. -I will play.
Go now. Go on. Don't disturb me.
Get the cards out. -Yes.
Shuffle it. -Yes.
Distribute it evenly.
Here you go. 8. 5. 2.
Boss, you won.
Brother are upstairs. Stop acting like a fool.
Did you find the locker? People are waiting for it there.
Am I a fool like you? -Fool?
I am smart.
If I get the opportunity, I will get the locker too.
Come on go. -Where?
'Paan' for 120. With all the ingredients.
I will get it right away.
He is a fool. I don't eat 'Paan'.
Who eats paan? Tobacco is harmful.
He is a fool.
Hey, what did you do? Why is he sitting like that?
He is sitting like that for the past there hours.
It seems like he is sitting to eat leisurely.
Does someone sit like that when they are unconscious?
When he regains conscious..
..I will ask him why is he showing off.
What is it?
Who is it?
Hey, what's this? Is this a ghost?
It's ghost. -Are there ghosts here?
This is my first night here? -What do you mean?
I mean this is the first time I am staying over for a night.
People say there are ghosts here. So I never stay here.
Then why did you call us here?
You should have told us that there are ghosts here.
Oh dear God!
Oh God.
He has fallen.
He has fallen. -I think he died. He must have turned into a ghost.
Check the dead body! How did it turn into a ghost?
Who will go in? You want to go in, right?
Go in.
Check his breathe.
Check his veins.
Hey!
You killed me! How could you?
I won't spare anyone. Tell me, who killed me?
Don't believe him. -It's the truth.
Supari (Contract)! Supari (Contract).
That doesn't work.
He is lying.
I am speaking the truth. They gave me your contract.
I am saying the truth.
You will have to come with me upstairs.
The ghost will decide who is saying the truth.
The witch is around. Come on.
Open it.
Lakha, you?
Yes, me.
I knew that all three of them are foolish.
They will definitely make a mistake.
I am not a fool. I won't make a mistake.
Lakha, when Di you return?
If you were in this village, you should have dropped home.
You come along with me to my home.
We have a nice house. We can sit..
..and eat, sleep, play and talk to each other!
I have kept our childhood toys.
Hira, do you really hate me so much?
You actually didn't forget me.
You hate me so much.
I want to go home.
Will get home. Will get home for sure.
But only I will go. Not you.
Hira, you troubled me a lot. All my life.
Do you remember..
..as a child I used to succeed in my exams and you failed.
Dad used to give you sweets and he used to punish me.
I wooed Meenakshi after a lot of struggle.
But you got her.
The limit was when kesar liked me, but you got married to her.
Hira, I have struggled a lot to get into this house.
The opportunity that I have got, I won't let it go.
I know you are my brother.
You won't shoot me, if you believe me.
Come on, like an ideal brother, give me everything.
Come on, give it.
If I go home, here..
I am at home and here..
Check it properly.
Three each.
8. 9. -10.
The Queen, the king!
Uncle, what are you doing?
Dad doesn't understand. At least you listen.
Why are you playing cars for no reason?
You will be tired. Let's go.
Give it to me.
Here you go.
Pure tobacco.
The pride of the young man. 'Paan' (betel leaf).
God, I will now have my 'Paan'.
Hey, what's this? Why did he go running?
He thinks I am a servant.
Instead of Chunya, he is sending me to get the paan.
I gave it to him. -What did you give him?
Some spicy mix.
His face must have changed.
Everything is changed,.
Hey! What if something happens to dad?
Nothing will happen. He won't speak for two days.
You don't have to eat for two days.
And you have to stay on a liquid diet.
He has gone away.
In the meanwhile, let's talk about the important issue.
As compared to before, Hiurba is gotten half crazy.
Not just half, completely I would say.
I mean he has changed.
Hiruba is all set to meet the occultist.
The bag has the ingredients for the rituals.
Okay, today is the best chance. Let's follow him.
Let's follow Hiruba and find out..
..which occultist does he visit.
Where does he go?
WHo does he meet? Only then we will know the real trouble.
Everybody is a fool.
Madhav, wait! We are coming.
Guys, follow me.
Where am I trapped!
God knows what must be happening at home.
There has to be a way to get out of here.
A bungalow in the jungle. -Yes.
I think Hiruba is here to work with some black magic.
Hey! Where did he go?
Hey, are you having fun?
Do you have fun at the Taj Mahal? -You are so dirty.
All I wanted was for you to be happy.
He has trapped me here like a mouse.
I haven't taken a bath, I have been wearing the same clothes.
I am so dirty. -You fool! I have live liked that my whole life.
I wanted to let you know this.
You should have at least got clothes for me.
I have been wearing this for son long.
Did you get clothes for me?
No! You stay here!
Does anyone treat their brother like that?
Her you go. The shorts!
Here, take this.
This is just like yours.
We are like a couple. Everything is alike.
We look alike, our clothes are the same.
I will make yo live my life.
You change, I will back in sometime.
He worked like a fool.
Got clothes for him.
He left the door open.
Clothes!
One minute. He was here.
He is going to the jungle.
An occultist works in a jungle only.
We will have to free Hiruba today.
Will he get the money?
We will have to make him understand and then ask him.
He says he will have to ask! -Who?
You look very handsome.
I have chain here.
I am a good person.
I took the same clothes. One for me and one for Hiru.
All of us siblings look alike.
It is trouble indeed.
This is pure trouble.
Hey! Hiruba just got down. -Then who is he?
WHo is this? Looks exactly like Hiruba.
It's a ghost. -The occultist is working.
The occultist has called the ghost. -What next?
There's a ghost here. We don't want to stay here. -True.
You all leave. We will come later.
Okay. We will leave.
Go on, quickly.
Let's go! -Run!
Hey! Run! Run!
Hey! -Hey!
Hey! -Catch them.
Run!
Hey!
What's happening?
Hey!
Hey, catch them. -Whom do I catch?
Hey! Catch them!
Hey! Come out! There's a trouble. Come out!
Bania, there were only two of them.
Where did so many people come from?
Hey! Who is it?
No means no. No! No!
Hey, come on.
Hey!
Oh! You are powerful.
Hey!
You want to hit him? Go ahead. -Hey!
Hit him.
If they fight..
..we will have to shell out the money for medicines. -Oh God.
You are from whose side? -From Hiruba's.
I don't know actually.
Hey! -Hey!
Hey!
What's happening? -I thought they love each other.
But they are fighting. -They are fighting.
What if they hit? -How do I know?
Anjali, hit. -Calm down.
Yes!
Wait here.
"Play the drums, I want to have my drink."
Who is Hiruba?
"Govinda is here. Oh ladies of Braj, be careful.'
Gone. Both of them have gone.
I don't get it. Who is Lakha and who is Hiruba?
"It's holi, it's holi."
We'll get to know who Hiruba is!
Hiruba, give me the parcel. -No.
Yes, he is Hiruba.
You are Hiruba? -Yes.
I was fooling around with you, thinking that you are Lakhha.
No. -Hirubha.
Hey! He is a sorcerer.
I think we won't get our papers nor the money.
Lakha, I don't think you are crazy.
You are my dear brother. Everyone loves you.
Lakha, do you remember Anjali?
Yes, Dhingri. -She is home.
Do you remember pampering her as a child?
You addressed her with cute names. -Yes.
Let's go. They are waiting for you. -Let's go.
Let's go. -Let's go.
If you move ahead, I will beat you up.
Hey! I will break your hands.
I will break your leg.
I will choke you.
I will hang you on a tree and beat you up.
I will slay you with a sword.
I will shoot all of you.
I will beat you up.
I will shoo you away with a blow.
I will trouble everyone, is it?
No! No!
Hira, I got the Commissioner's call.
I have got a van full of policemen.
Hira, whom should I question?
No Inspector! You don't need to question anyone.
These guys aren't criminals as you think them to be.
They just in bad lick.
I am taking back all my complaints.
Thanks for coming in.
The house of dreams!
Hey! If you ever try to takeover someone else's land.
I will put you behind the bars for life.
Finish the pending work and get people their houses.
How do we do it? Our signed papers and advance is with you.
How will I build a building without that?
I will give it.
I will give the papers. I will give the money too.
I will in fact give them my own house.
People need to get their dream homes.
Heard? He is such a honest man. -That' true.
He is a nice guy. -A police of a country was after me.
I would have made a name for myself in the underworld.
You are a thief of the biggest order.
I have supposed to give you a third degree treatment.
I actually owe you a favor.
Today, because of you I, found my long lost brother.
I won't forget this favor of yours.
And here! Stop generating goons here.
Set a good example here.
Give them good education and turn them into good citizens.
The society needs a nice person. You can do it.
And you! Grow your hair quickly!
And tell me the trick, so that I can grow them myself.
Hirubha, I am sorry.
Actually, Madhavi and I aren't siblings..
You are husband and wife. I know that.
You got married in court on the 14th of..
..August and left Rajkot on the 15th.
Madhavi is my friend Vinod's daughter.
Wooing a girl of my daughter's age?
I knew everything but I didn't know that..
..you will come to my house directly.
I knew it well.
Madhavi, you might love someone..
..but you mustn't hurt your parents.
Parents are after all parents. You must not hurt them.
But this Madhav, I had doubts about his character.
But he proved me wrong.
I let you come into my house..
..because I wanted to check your character.
Madhavi, I am checked. Madhav is a nice boy.
Father, I want to tell you something.
I know that you like Bopal.
These kids don't like to speak I Gujarati..
..since they are NRI Indians.
Even if I get my passport, I am not going abroad.
All of you have to stay here together.
From today on, Brindavan Niwas is yours.
I will spend my life in that village.
No.
What?
Or else, there will big trouble. -Trouble?
"Wherever I go, I see you."
"I have become funny."
"Bajirao got his Mastani."